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Yes, this Alilo toy uses GPT4o-mini to raise your kids. It's $100, comes with a monthly subscription fee, and four modesโ€”including a "mommy" and a "daddy" mode.

Mommy mode teaches useful things like where the kitchen knives are located, while daddy mode teaches kids about the merits of capitalism. It also sings in a "cute bunny voice".

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InB4 neglectful parent(s) give this to their kids, kids become attached, OpenAI discontinues the model, bunny becomes lifeless husk, kids need trauma counseling, Alilo launches trauma counseling bunny friend that uses GPT5.

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Probably AI generated imagery
Am i the only person freaked out by child's feet. I am getting uncanny valley vibes, but not sure if AI generated or not. ๐Ÿคข
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in reply to ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ…ป๐Ÿ…ธ๐Ÿ…ฒ๐Ÿ…ด (๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„)

"Never lonely, always a friend" sounds particularly ominous and maybe even a little threatening.

FRET NOT LITTLE JIMMY, YOUR PAL THE BUNNY BOT SEES ALL AND KNOWS ALL. BUNNY BOT IS HERE FOR YOU FOREVER

in reply to Jank Hambrams

@jankhambrams Iโ€™m kinda sickened over here that this product is targeted at parents whose response to a lonely child is to give it a thing to talk to instead of, you know, talking to and comforting their child and helping them find real friends.

It panders to neglectful parenting, normalizing it. So gross.

It makes me think of those poor baby monkeys in that awful experiment, who just got a wire mother with a bottle to suck from. Since they were denied access to their actual parents, they clung when they could to a wire thing covered in fake fur like a stuffed animal, even though the experimenters didnโ€™t feed it from that one. This was supposed to prove something extremely obvious that was somehow not โ€œthese (white male) researchers were heartless.โ€ ๐Ÿ™„

And itโ€™s actually WAY WORSE than it sounds:
simplypsychology.org/harlow-moโ€ฆ.

in reply to CrazyDogLadySezPEACE

@Heartofcoyote @jankhambrams
Yes! Yes this was my reaction. I should have known someone would already have posted the same conclusion.
in reply to ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ…ป๐Ÿ…ธ๐Ÿ…ฒ๐Ÿ…ด (๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„)

tell me you had a neglected childhood without telling me you had a neglected childhood.

These โ€œAI product solutionsโ€ are just a cry for help from these founders to go to therapy. Our world would be 1,000% different if we forced the Big Tech bros to go to therapy instead of inflict their childhood (& homophobic) harm on us.

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It's like the doll the graue Herren try to give to Momo.

(Don't know if that is popular outside of German, it's a really great story about your life being stolen by capitalists.)

in reply to I. L. Villiam

@Drude Amazingly good story that has stayed with me always. Your time being smoked in their cigars.
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@asakiyume
And how this mentality to always save time destroys human connection ... And at the same time, it's not depressing to read this story, which is amazing.
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