Microsoft Copilot terms of service have been updated to include this gem: "Copilot is for entertainment purposes only." theregister.com/2026/04/02/cop…
in reply to Kevin Beaumont

#copilot will be excited to find this one day >.<

#alttext "adapted 2012 Tom Toro New Yorker cartoon - the original caption read "Yes, the planet got destroyed, but for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders" - here the text reads "WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WORLD DADDY? WE DESTROYED IT, BUT FOR ONE BEAUTIFUL MOMENT IN TIME, WE HAD COPILOT ENTERTAINMENT""

in reply to João Tiago Rebelo (NAFO J-121)

@jt_rebelo Strictly speaking that's the ToS for the 'consumer' version; so it's even more expansive in its data collection; but I don't think that MS actually has anything better for Fancy Enterprise Copilot 365 (E5); except possibly more aggressive 'burn more tokens if the first time seemed too nonsensical' defaults.

At least the consumer ToS assures us that "you may stop using copilot at any time" your average Azure tenant sure doesn't make it seem that way.

in reply to ItsComplicated

@NotKnown
It's not the customer that's being "entertained" by AI spyware.
theatlantic.com/technology/202…

economist.com/international/20…

usatoday.com/story/opinion/202…

washingtonpost.com/opinions/in…

It's the fossil fuel industry that is entertained by the conversion of general purpose computing into surveillance platforms.

forbes.com/sites/daveywinder/2…

When a corporation aligns itself with Koch Network, a major funder behind Trump...
desmog.com/2025/12/11/the-koch…

forbes.com/sites/mattdurot/202…

nytimes.com/2025/12/20/us/poli…

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in reply to Kevin Beaumont

This part makes it sound like a little dictator buddy.

"IMPORTANT DISCLOSURES & WARNINGS...

- WITHOUT LIMITING SECTION 12 OF THE MICROSOFT SERVICES AGREEMENT IN ANY WAY, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF CLARITY, WE DO NOT MAKE ANY WARRANTY OR REPRESENTATION OF ANY KIND ABOUT COPILOT. For example, we can’t promise that any Copilot’s Responses won’t infringe someone else’s rights (like their copyrights, trademarks, or rights of privacy) or defame them. You are solely responsible if you choose to publish or share Copilot’s Responses publicly or with any other person."

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in reply to Kevin Beaumont

Well, well. The ideal "productivity booster" for any business-related activity using a Windows PC, which Microslop has been pushing desperately and obsessively onto every Windows user on the planet, in fact even onto hardware, demanding a new key on keyboards from laptop-manufacturing partners, now turns out to be "for entertainment purposes only." Well, well, well, you don't say...

New Microslop motto to expect next ought to be therefore something like: "Entertainment, the new key to business productivity"

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