In an engineering class, I learned something along the lines of engineering being the opposite of aroundfuckery because it plans, observes and documents.
Modern AI tools are stuck in the observation phase, I guess?
This is the general legal premise around tools used in crimes. If you handle a weapon recklessly, YOU are held responsible for the consequences. The weapon won't be charged or face trial, but its fate instead follows yours.
Depending on the user's actions, the computer might be destroyed, but it won't be held legally responsible. And, as it's incapable of experiencing emotion or pain, it never 'finds out', either.
hahahahaha I can assure you that every deskside/support engineer who hears "oh, it's working now. it always works when you are watching it" has an internal monologue along the lines of 'please stop working so I can disassemble or replace you' aimed at that bit of kit. the computer knows it might find out and that is why it pauses in its fuckery at that time.
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But it's a false premise.
As we are finding out.
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In an engineering class, I learned something along the lines of engineering being the opposite of aroundfuckery because it plans, observes and documents.
Modern AI tools are stuck in the observation phase, I guess?
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Yes
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Nah, the premise is "we fuck you and also you find out".
Or if we're trying to better fit the original formula, they must be permitted total license to fuck around because they can simulate finding out.
Or they must be permitted total license to fuck around because the Find Out Monster will attack us if we don't.
Or it doesn't matter if they fuck around because they'll magically save us from finding out.
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in reply to Mark Dominus • • •corollary:
A COMPUTER CANNOT GET THE HORNS
THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER FUCK WITH THE BULL
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in reply to Mark Dominus • • •What if *i* were to fuck around and then tell the computer?
then the computer doesnt fuck around.
would that work?
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in reply to Yours Truly • • •@Somarasu As long as YOU find out, then yes.
This is the general legal premise around tools used in crimes. If you handle a weapon recklessly, YOU are held responsible for the consequences. The weapon won't be charged or face trial, but its fate instead follows yours.
Depending on the user's actions, the computer might be destroyed, but it won't be held legally responsible. And, as it's incapable of experiencing emotion or pain, it never 'finds out', either.
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in reply to Mark Dominus • • •doesn't seem like orange presidents are doing much finding out despite all of their fucking around.
might as well let the computers have at it.
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